Sep 052012
 

“Is so and so still alive?” they usually ask while watching any non-animated t.v. show or movie. We watch a lot of The Andy Griffith Show and Leave it to Beaver, so it’s a usually a valid question. But when she asked, “Is Rob Petrie still alive?” I had to laugh (cause, really, we’ve covered all of this before).

“Umm, Rob Petrie is not a real person, remember?”

“What?!” like I had blown her mind.

“Rob Petrie is not a real person,” I repeated. “What’s the name of the show?”

The Dick Van Dyke Show.”

“Yeah, and Dick Van Dyke is a real person. He’s pretending to be Robert Petrie on t.v. And he also pretends to be Bert in Mary Poppins. That’s called acting, remember?”

“Oh yeah. And is Dick Van Dyke married to Laura Petrie?”

“Uh, no. Her name is Mary Tyler Moore…she is pretending to be Laura Petrie. But, no, Dick Van Dyke is not married to Mary Tyler Moore.”

“Oh my gosh! He isn’t?! Then how did they have Richie?!”

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 September 5, 2012  family life, things kids say 2 Responses »
Aug 182012
 
Real Life with Really Smart Girls

“You know what’s wrong with these fairy tales?!” she spouted indignantly. “What?” I looked up and smiled at the seven year old who was about to blow my mind. Cinderella was strolling over the moonlight bridge with Prince Charming by her side; the music was swelling. For decades, all around the world, little girls’ fantasies have grown ever more distorted as they’ve hummed and flitted along. “He just likes her because she’s pretty,” she said. [...]

 August 18, 2012  girls, things kids say 4 Responses »
Feb 152012
 
Kidterview Tuesday, You Ask!

What would you like to ask my kids?! Here’s our first edition, complete with hyperactivity, scrapping, rebellion, runny noses, premature pjs, a post shopping trip ballerina and lots of smiles. Enjoy! P.S. As many things as I do make for dinner, cereal probably is their real favorite. Sigh. Tweet

 February 15, 2012  things kids say, video 6 Responses »
Jan 032012
 
It Gives Face to Face Another Meaning

Tonight, while the kids were pulling on pj pants and talking with mouths full of toothpaste, I heard something pretty priceless… “You should just wear your pjs forever and then you’ll never have to get ready for bed,” Lil Prince insisted. We didn’t go to church yesterday, because I was sick, and I’m honestly not completely sure how long he has worn those pjs. “Well, when you go to heaven you have to wear real [...]

 January 3, 2012  things kids say 4 Responses »
Dec 092011
 
I Don't Have a Plan

This afternoon, I sat on Baby Bear’s bed sewing ripped sheets and organizing a clean-up. Cuddle Bug was on a top bunk, spreading the sheet. She looked down at me and sighed deeply. “Mama, I have something to tell you, and I should have told you years ago.” She’s six. “Yes,” I laughed. “Well, us kids like jumping off of the top bunk, and we’re never going to be able to stop.” ________________________________ A few [...]

 December 9, 2011  things kids say Comments Off
Oct 052011
 
Cause I Forget to Write the Funny Things Down

Earlier today, when I posted about my father-in-law, I promised to post something funny tonight. At the time, I could think of a dozen hilarious things. But then Papa Bear surprised me by adding Fraiser to our instant queue on Netflix, and now the only funny things running through my mind involve two ridiculously snobby straight men and their adorable father. I really love that show. I still have funny kids, though. Several times a day, [...]

 October 5, 2011  things kids say Comments Off